Gollum
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Well I thought he is not able to run a business.
On the other side a Hobbit, one of the most inconspicuous creatures, brought your whole empire to a fall.
Was he?
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Europe@feddit.de•EU Parliament, Council agree to ban products made with forced labourEnglish
9·3 years agoSad FDP noise.
Consequently, one might conclude that the geometric configuration of the Earth approximates a flat surface.
Ah thanks mate! 🧉
TokTik probably
Gollum@feddit.detoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Reminder to never buy an HP printerEnglish
4·3 years agoSounds like a threat.
The C standard library function int rand(void) returns a pseudo random integer between 0 and RAND_MAX (which should be at least 2^15, depending on the actual implementation).
Depending on the distribution of the pseudo random numbers, it will be true for over > 99% of its applications.
Source: trust me bro, and C++ reference
Furthermore, there is no integer between 0 and 1, but I guess you mean a real number between 0 and 1.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Chewing gum as a promotional gift for a RTOS
3·3 years agoOk may bad, it’s the client I am using, it works on other Apps.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Chewing gum as a promotional gift for a RTOS
21·3 years agoAlthough the best-before date had already passed, the chewing gum was still good.

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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Chewing gum as a promotional gift for a RTOS
5·3 years agoThere is one
/to much, well it isn’t but the URL formatting isn’t working for me. 🥲
Keep looking, there is no oil on the legs.






Done, but I am simply so much better than all the IT majors… I feel superior.
Watch my latest YT livestream where I coded a JavaScript interpreter just using Haskell and a french press : https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=B7D-gmfeBYIZNeVE