As if a sovcidiot would get a license in the first place.

Reasonable? That should’ve been immediate arrest.

And “condescending” is also available to describe this behavior.

Except that I don’t touch literally everything else including my food with my butthole, though. And it’s not as if I never wash my butthole. So if I happen to be in a public shitter and I drop a deuce, I will simply apply shit tickets and not freak out about it.