I guess glizzy is a word for hot dog, which it really shouldn’t be

The moving thing worked for me, I just said I’m moving back in with my parents and they have amazing Internet. Like to me that’s a checkmate, they can’t say anything

Ok dude

Hitler lost WW2, the south lost the American civil war, and we haven’t all nuked each other (yet)

I think Anish Kapoor owns Vantablack if that counts. Technically he probably just owns the right to the paint