We’ve been training for this since we were kids

Ooo I like that. Thanks!

I live in a household that is divided between Celsius (me) and Fahrenheit (wife). I wish I could switch every device, but I have to pick my battles. So I expose myself as much as possible and recite the following

30 is hot 20 is nice 10 is cool 0 is ice

Chicago, $5.15, Aldi

Picture purple hippos flying alongside winged toasters with a backdrop of fluffy clouds and the bluest sky.

This was decades ago. I have no good reason for remembering that dream…