What did you think it was all this time, silly goose!?

Anne Frankly you should have.

I think they’re just new boot goofin’.

Just be patient, it’ll come!

visited the Golden Corral

u ok?

Do you mean Big York and New Hamberger?

Victoria 2 was the gateway that finally got me into Paradox Games. Most people seem to think it’s better than Victoria 3. It’s only $4.99 right now (75% off). Victoria is an economics/trade simulator with simulated populations/demand. So your goal is to try to make a lot of money on whatever resources you choose–lumber, cotton, etc, while also providing enough to meet the demand of your population/grow various populations.

After I played that, Crusader Kings 3 got its claws into me.

Victoria 2 is easy to recommend. However, it’s tough to recommend Crusader Kings 3 and other modern Paradox games with their shitty DLC model. I’ve frankly pirated it all.

You light it, then inhale from the skinny end.

I think you mean:

Fidel Castro playing basketball getting boxed the fuck out double-pumping under a failed Eastern bloc into a silky smooth finger roll in Bulgaria, 1972

We need video.

Oh, I was just planning to steal their PS5 and flat screen.

TIL the ISS astronauts are sitting ducks.

“About that whole ‘thy neighbor’s ass’ bit, you’ve gotta see this…”

You mean the company known for titles like Sega Bass Fishing and Virtua Cop? Whose company color is blue? Yeah, they’re not even subtle.

Makes you realize how much we all take for granite.

Hot pizza rolls straight from the oven = DIY popcorn ceiling.

It’s a catapult of Trump steaks.

gonna be a wild 4 lifes.

Tom was spying on Little Bo Peep.