That was the day OP learned to slice bread like a machine.

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam in Southend-on-Sea.

Love the sinner, not the sin.

Oh, I’ve touched a horse.

Nicolas Cage’s The Wicker Man is the only John Wick spinoff worth your time.

I wish women’s screams still riled me. It’d sure make mornings a lot easier.

I hate that I missed out on Conan’s talk show years, because I was going to kill on there with my humorous vignettes.

WE’RE NOT GOING BACK!!!

Get out and vote, people! Let’s not wake up a few months from now and find we’ve re-elected Donald Trump.

Drug addiction? Trauma? Brain tumor? Cold temperatures?

As in “FWD: FW: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw:?”

Or…?

I’ve lived in more than one trailer. Including a trailer park. I once slept over at a friend’s trailer in a different park. We had a pinecone war with kids from the other side of the trailer park. Pre-bedtime entertainment was Billy Ray Cyrus performing Achy Breaky Heart live on TNN.

I also worked on Capitol Hill, a finance firm worth dozens of billions, etc. My degree is from a shitty Christian college, but I just accepted a job at a prominent research university (staff, not faculty, but still).

I guess I feel like most of my life is relevant to this question.

I remember my daughter and I turned on the ball drop and it was an absolute ghost town.

It’s more that you’re not wearing anything…

This person makes really beautiful digital art that features a lot of power lines. I think it’s really cool. Example:

It really depends on the subject matter. For many software tutorials, for example, it’s great to see the clicks/workflow. If it’s a very detail-oriented DIY type project, it’s great to have both as an option.

Yeah, I’ve seen it in the south and in Utah, both very religious, very odd areas.

You don’t care so much about Jesus’ blood covering up your sins unless you’ve got some shit to cover up.

That helps air out the diaper a little.

Boeing getting desperate with the distractions.

:(