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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • Janet@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneADHD Rule
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    9 days ago

    i feel a narrator like from a p&c adventure would be nice sometimes

    “you can’t use that here”

    “there isn’t enough space to put that down”

    “you say, as if to yourself”

    “it’s firmly attached”

    “you could, but that would be theft”

    “it would just fall off, what would that be good for?”

    “it wont render properly, you have to add newlines inbetween”





  • excuse me, i tried following your suggestions… now my bowl has a bitemark where i chipped off some of it, my mouth is bleeding (ceramic bowl), and chips and peanuts are everywhere… i think i might need a doctor

    j/k but what the hell do you mean “try cracking them inside your mouth?” roasted, salted peanuts are usually already husked… and chips dont have a husk… im confused but dont need a doctor actually XD












  • Janet@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneRule
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    2 months ago

    fuck me.

    not telling where i get my shit but i dont get it free and instead it costs a whole fucking lot. main reason why im broke all the time actually…

    well fuck me… i dont know how to treat plants good, the clubs cant grow until there exists some sort of training first… bullshit bureaucracy really, and also i dont have any friends who consume or grow…


  • Janet@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneRule
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    2 months ago

    “Is it possible to buy normal weed in 2024 or is there only shinzo-abe-pack-chernobyl-1000C-hot-knife-sohn-of-a-whore-nirvana-haze which leaves you with a permanent disability?”

    you are welcome

    and for the germanophones:

    “ich verstehe nicht alles hier aber ‘shinzo abe pack chernobyl 1000’ schiesst wie eine schrotflinte ein loch durch die sprach barriere”

    seit willkommen

    edith: sorry, hab nix mit flinten zu tun und mach kaum schrott :P