DB: the train is late 5 minutes. Actually 20. Actually 45. Actually 97. Actually the train was just cancelled 1 hour ago for no reason, but we were too afraid to tell you because you might get mad 👉🏻👈🏻

I’m still confused why someone would use floss on their fingers and how…?

Animals are really smart. Racoon would never make a dumb post like this one, for instance.

I’m very constipated right now and on a cruise so this gave me a good chuckle of relief. Thank you.

What if the amount of dick dust is what determines whether you’re into dick?

Oh lord. That’s disturbing.

I mean, not exactly. It’s been a great way to boost the natural gas industry from which most hydrogen comes from, by pretending to be green energy.

Are you saying he created the monster out of nowhere? There was no prior art? No testing on animals first? He just went all-in with a humanoid monster?

Saying anime is cartoons is like saying a waifu is a wife, or a croissant is bread. It’s true, but it’s also not

Specially torrenting safely. In some countries you can get fines for torrenting.

Both Bing and Yahoo have outbid Google in certain countries in the past. There’s a new wave of AI powered startups with tons of venture capital. I could imagine them making sizable bids.

But I get what you mean. The main difference to your scenario is: search money will definitely not totally disappear, Mozilla has huge savings, and they can just finally pivot and focus on making a real premium offer that people would want to pay for.

Exactly. In 2016 I gave yall the benefit of the doubt.

They have enough cash reserves to last 3 years without any income. But 15% of income is Google free. If Google disappears, they will surely get an income hit, but someone else will gladly pay some price for that position, perhaps half of what Google is paying. People are really blowing this out of proportion.

The difference being half of Americans actually chose this. It was not a half passed unnoficial referendum.

Fortune cookies

Good luck 🤞🏻

Oh no, but that’s illegal. Please don’t. - love, Nintendo

It should be mandatory that all electronics be recycled by the manufacturer or seller, and the cost of recycled should be reflected on the product price.

People who vape are using nicotine much, much more often because it’s just so much easier now. And it taste like bubblegum. The whole idea of vape as a means to quit smoking was a myth created by vaping companies. Nicotine is also bad for you, not just the smoke. And then there’s the issues of the other compounds inside vaping liquids that should be heading into your lungs. It’s insane we let this get this far.

They made it just easy enough to be fun.