unalivejoy

Jokes on you, I’ve been edging all day.

Jokes on them, Edge doesn’t respect my GTK theme.

It was also on sale yesterday for the same price.

Which just so happens to have been the same price all month.

Pizza Hut’s biggest mistake was selling off their war-fleet.

But then we get a couch fucker as president.

Dumb question, how would the electoral college be reallocated if a large state like California left?

“Ramen”

Someone has never been to most airports. Or Disney World.

I’m still using my Z Flip 4. No screen issues, hinges are fine. Battery lasts the whole day, which is just fine for me (it only dies when I’m playing Microsoft Solitaire Collection, which is a notorious battery killer). I’ll probably have it for maybe another 2 years.

Yogi is smarter than the average tourist.

Nice try, FBI.

!rolereversal@lemmy.world

The obvious solution is to make wall hacks an intended game mechanic.

Supreme Court justices are appointed and they serve for life (or retirement/resignation). State justices can vary.

I think the popular thing now is to mod your mouse so it clicks on the enemy player’s head.

YOU won’t need one because you’ll already HAVE one from the last Mac Mini you bought last year.

“different” is just another word for “weird”

He’s one where Strange is House.