Any amount of cards feels like a lot when the hands holding them are tiny.

Oh that would be so funny if the USA announces removing restrictions on Russian oil because of this, only for China to immediately sign a deal with Russia to take the lot.

Damn, I thought this said pensioner games. I was hoping it meant old-school style games were making a comeback.

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He actually, started, the joke, before, everyone else, but, with all, the pauses, it took, longer, to finish, it.

He was Prime Minister when he lost his seat, not the opposition leader.

“Neuralink in the head”

Interesting, thanks. The Sorrento place was a cafe so they didn’t specialise in pizza, but it sure was good. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a marinara pizza marked vegan here in Oz. They probably all use bulk garlic sauce bottles with milk as ingredient.

Not many vegan options around, but one place in Sorrento made me the best vegan pizza I ever had when I asked (there was nothing vegan on the menu). No vegan cheese necessary, I think it was the crust and oil that made it. Got bored of the same tomato pasta item every night at the hotel though.

pump and dumb

Perfect typo… I think

Not even 3 months

EEU (Europe Etc Union)

“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty”

Interesting point. Can the US military just fly anyone they like into their overseas bases in Europe etc, then just exit the base into the hosting country, having skipped immigration controls?

Huh, my first thought was about the War of Independence.

Suddenly and all over the place

not uncommon for fathers to die before their children.

Isn’t this usually the case?

or to investment in a place where there’s no rule of law.

Like USA?

That might make sense if you were wearing a tie but no shirt.

I’m married and there’s always a second towel on the rail so I just use that one for my balls and ass. I guess that is why it’s there.