A fantasstic stay.

Love the reveal at the end from the two

Wall street will love this. Do you think they want to train and pay junior bankers?

That brand name is just a sprinkle of dyslexia away to meaning “shitter” or “person who shits”

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Don’t mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

When two tanks love each other very much, they go out to sea and…

I’d change it to: Why does gravity make astronauts sad?

FYI, the wing sail one is called wingfoil.

How will I ever remember that!

There there, buyer beware, do take care, as a bare tear is no wear and tear, and requires repair.

Someone swore a lot when they were young, and liked the punishment.

Ho-kayy

Spoiler!

I read “medieval” appointment and was thoroughly confused, and intrigued.

A man, a plan, a canal. Panama.

Or the angry version: https://dontpastetheai.com/angry/

[Hot dog] [Not hot dog]

Finally, the report recognizes that no amount of blocking will kill piracy if watching sports legally is an expensive hassle.

Why not start there instead.