If men could get pregnant, there would be drive-through abortion clinics every 5 miles

You forgot the activists protesting for zombie’s rights to eat our brains

Same for software development. Create a ticket or piss off, I will not do undocumented/uncredited work.

Tbf, Lemmy is a place to unwind for many people, we have enough boring exhausting shit going on irl.

Oh heavens no, will someone please think of the advertisers!!!

Meh what’s the difference, a digital nonsense machine or an IRL nonsense machine, both with 0 accountability

Wait do people actually not like celery? I eat it as a snack

True, but I would rather buy a dozen quality $0.99 games with high replay value (still fun 13+ years later) than several dozen “””free””” ad-filled games that constantly bug you for a $3.99/week subscription to get more BullshitCoins

No they didn’t. I have a 1st gen iPad loaded with old versions of popular games (e.g. Jetpack Joyride, Angry Birds) and there are literally zero ads and in-app purchases.

Actually you are the snake, and for some reason you have to drag this stupid meat suit around

and even what we produce?

We can’t even get 4 programmers to agree on how to produce something, if you really think you can get more people than that to agree on what to produce, you are really naive.

60m2 for people who don’t know yee haw units

Don’t they though? A company pays Google/Facebook/whatever to serve ads to you, and you are blocking the ads that the company paid for (this is a good thing obviously, fuck ads).

Many people keep asserting that DuckDuckGo is as useless as Google, but I haven’t had a single issue with it. Could it be a regional thing?

There is no point. You paid $25 for cold fast food, the delivery driver didn’t get paid shit and the restaurant didn’t get paid shit. On the bright side, the shitty delivery app might be profitable next quarter after firing 30% of their staff :)

A marginally faster glass rectangle with 15 cameras, take my money!

RIP Norm Macdonald

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