F for the now-unemployed time callers 😞

🎶Ooooooh that smell. Can’t you smell that smell. That smell that surrounds you. 🎶

Enjoy

Kinda like an extended horseshoe theory

The World Wide Web, then

Good guy landlord, remember to tip well

Oh yeah well my anus is bleeding

Ok, 7 grams.

Anythingbutmetric

You could get the nextruder <> v6 adapter and then use the cheapos

Psh amateurs. I suck 242 dicks on the way to my car

Bethesda

Perhaps an animated edition of the Lusty Argonian Maid?

Eyeball? Hmm…

No, but i do rub the folded up tissue around between my fingers to assess and admire the volume of my expulsion

66

Also Marathon

I do when I’m arguing with conservatives on Reddit. Otherwise I strive for clarity and simplicity but not dumbness

I read the whole diatribe at least three times before responding.

The grammar pedantry is just silly, it’s fucking song lyrics, have you listened to music before? Read a poem? Liberties are taken, and that’s that.

the reason the line is repeated so often is because it is unique and atypical (deriving from its “poor grammar”), and therefore recognizable

Try it out - “some cops are kkk members.” Not as catchy or iconic, sorry.

Who the fuck “works forces”?

Police

Masterful Bike shedding

I use my 14-year-old prescription to get a couple pairs of glasses from Zenni every couple years. Averages about $75/yr.