no i thought it from my head. it makes sense to me (which means that im the wise man, right?)

own it and continue talking.

it also reminds me of the whiteknighting “alpha” cliche; “i will protect u, my princess”. maybe thats just me.

infinite monkey theorem relies on the assumption that infinite banana theorem is valid

sorry this was a joke mocking conservatives who preach freedom but support jaywalking laws. i should have made it more clear.

restricting where and when people can walk in in a public space? sounds like communism

bro if im hungry the last thing i want is a jellyfish

wait till u hear what the templeos people have to say about openbsd

a senate seat.

they must find it quite repetitive…

not to mention the fact that it’s written in russian!

its a little ableist…

u mean your “2¢”…

well, yeah. its still better than picking on a kid.

cry about it

no.

if i made a mistake with the french spelling, it is because i have no respect for that language

left-leaning, maybe

sacre bleu! zhis does not taste like cigarettes and piss! despicable!

that makes him sound more normal