Fair warning, I’m not here to judge but take it from someone who spent a lot of time trying to consume the most outrageous internet content to desensitise themselves - it all catches up eventually.

Anyway, this is some of the stuff that comes to mind:

Botfly extractions

Teenage girl suicide (hanging in a tree - too young to die IMO)

Microwaving kittens

Toybox killer transcript and tapes (I don’t like torturing people who don’t deserve it)

People having sex with aborted foetuses

How much awareness of it’s existence do you think a bee has?

Sriracha, sesame seeds and spring onion on pasta?

Interesting twist. How’d it taste?

I just want to say that I understand the reference for this and for anyone wondering there was a video of a cop who thought an acorn falling on a car roof was a gunshot and he immediately empties an entire magazine into a car while wildly combat rolling like a terrified toddler.

The body cam footage would be hilarious if it wasn’t so fucking terrifying.

It’s annoying me because that commenter is using a diminutive to try and anthropomorphise a robot.

You can anthropomorphise it but at least have a basic understanding of the dimensions of the thing you’re trying to make cute.

Curiosity isn’t a little robot.

It’s the size of a small car…

Yeah I called them all those things and I still do.

Steam doesn’t have a monopoly on digital games distribution if you’re unhappy with their service just use another one that allows you to own a direct software license.

Stop being a conspiracy nutjob.

And then the whole shower room got up and clapped.

Hmmm everything is political?

No. Everything is anime.

It’s privilege.

When people don’t want to talk politics it’s because they have the luxury of not being affected every moment of their lives about said politics.

I.e. easy to switch off the ‘trans people should die’ rhetoric when you’re a cis gendered middle aged white man in a western country.

And a thousand free speech absolutists cried out ‘but now the Nazis won’t be publicly known!!!’

Nothing good has ever come from public gatherings of Nazis.

Brutal. If Wikipedia don’t fuck with you just delete yourself off the internet.

I wouldn’t have it any other way.

I really have begun to believe that politicians should employ historians to give advice on certain political events by drawing comparisons to previous situations.

I lol’ed at that pic as well…

I can’t wait for Ghost of Sushi 2: Nigiri wa oishii desu

No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.

That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.

Hmmmm that man seems to have a tinge of the ginge.

I fucking hate Coldplay.

Guess I feel vindicated because I’ve never really listened to the lyrics.

This is a good one, filing it away for future children…