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Fuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.
Fuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.
I had AI write me a script for a pilot episode now I really want to see it.
The 80s synth-pop theme song plays as the credits roll. FADE OUT.
Luckily Batman didn’t draw some glasses on the billboard
Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.
Well apparently there are no negative consequences for staging a coop.
All the other states can fuck off, probably.
Then that makes it the solar system’s first discovered Binary planets
Pop up some of the quarter round behind one of the toilets and drop the paperclip between the flooring and the studs then a quick tap down of the quarter round. With the extra time I might quickly paint a few spots in other rooms to distract them.
That looks scary, I need to pick up my bucket.
You can always lick the ground or earth depending on where you live
The lobbying group for cable companies said that it would hurt their highly competitive market(I’m sure they weren’t able to type that without laughing) and it makes it harder for them to advertise one price since the cost of the sports and local bundles are regional (though they have no problems getting those prices correct on the bills.)
He was a world champion Hitler assassin
Team Fortran raise up, but not too fast our old bones aren’t as strong as they used to be.
6 months would be an improvement
Maybe not being the same asshole that always cries that there aren’t enough back doors in encryption if he is so worried about hackers.
6 shoestring fries? 6 steak fries? 6 potato wedges?
Looking forward to new speedrun strats of jumping to your death ten times to save 10 seconds killing the final boss.
As long as that world doesn’t have any damn sand
No way people in Mississippi eat candy corn. It might be where all the candy corn from the rest of the country gets dumped, but no way anyone eats it.
Oh no every electrical circuit is going to short out at the same time.