School shootings aren’t real, they’re just made up by the woke liberal media to push the gay agenda and make kids shit in litter boxes.

(/s, just in case…)

Passings laws we don’t like?

NO PORN FOR YOU!!!

You just used your wish arguing with the genie…

I would totally sit quietly in a room with myself as we both played single player games, occasionally making recommendations to each other.

Good times.

I was watching a friend who was trying to get all the blue mage spells and I was baffled my his level of dedication. I didn’t even unlock that class…

I know RPGs are grindy sometimes, but X-2 wasn’t enjoyable to me, at all. 2/10, more Rikku.

I admire your dedication.

I 100% understand this, because I grew up eating this kind of thing and refuse to do it as an adult.

So no one is going to by my Gretokens…?

(/s, just in case)

It’s not just willingly, people pay an exorbitant amount for the “privilege”…

I think they mean the weird 80’s casseroles that were like canned vegetables and soup, topped with fish sticks.

I’m an 80’s/90’s BASIC bitch, so I’m still irrelevant!

Pseudoephedrine is the main ingredient in meth, that’s why they changed all the OTC sinus stuff to phenylephrine years ago, and why the OTC stuff doesn’t work worth a damn anymore.

Encrypted traffic and VPN use will be the next thing that flags you as a pirate and triggers a bigger search…

Good luck!

I think a swarm of antelopes sounds incredibly terrifying:

Just a mass hooves, fur, and antlers; can’t tell where one ends and the next begins; roaming across the land, leaving only destruction in its wake…

They were Potato Bugs or Ball Bugs for me as a kid, until I heard Roly-poly from a kid at summer camp.

Because I’ve seen this movie before, and it did not turn out well for the humans.

Got it; Unsupervised Homeless + Safe Space = Thunderdome.

This is a problem?

(/s, but the unethical part of me…)

I was told that you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless the baby is actively attempting to come out.

Even then, I’m probably just going to assume it’s some weird sex thing and I don’t kink shame…

Popsicle.

All the skaters just cringed, lol.

I see you’ve met my ex…