

No, it’s considered distracted stopping. /s
Same damn diffence in my book, fuck Jeep for that shit!
No, it’s considered distracted stopping. /s
Same damn diffence in my book, fuck Jeep for that shit!
Have you tried turning them off and back on again?
Some people just need a good nap…
Fight Club - The Recall Coordinator’s Formula
Sadly, we can’t have chickens at our apartment, but maybe I can train our dog to lay eggs…
Uhh, we’re not exactly doctors here, but I don’t recommend eating soap. But hey, you do you.
Maybe try some Pepto Bismol or something…
Epstein only had to serve weekends? Seriously? You got a link for that? That’s interesting…
We’ve literally seen name brand eggs here in the southeast USA going for $11.99 for a dozen, literally a dollar each!
That’s where my meme started, I had $1 wrote on the eggs three times around, but later I decided to add some zeroes so they would have $1, $10, and $100 written around them, depending on which way they’re turned in the package.
We ain’t paying near that much for cheaper non name brand eggs, last we got was $6.87 for 18 eggs, a dozen and a half. Much better deal, but still quite a bit higher than it used to be.
Your edit is mostly fixed now, at least going by how it renders here on my end running Jerboa. It appears you just missed a space after your first asterisk bullet mark.
Edit: OP has cleaned up the formatting accordingly.
I’m gonna try to clean up the formatting to make the original post easier to read…
From FBI link: In using the term Domestic Terrorism, DHS looks to the Homeland Security Act definition of terrorism, 6 U.S.C. 101(18), which is substantially similar but not identical to the title 18 definition. That provision defines terrorism as any activity that:
• Involves an act that:
• Appears to be intended:
Scammers be spoofing random phone numbers every single day here in the USA, I assume they do so in Canada too…?
Yes, I’m horrible, but I got a number of good laughs!
Feel free to share the completed meme…
I figured you might like an update on my prank skills. I literally got my prank notarized at a bank, after asking to start a savings account with my two $10 eggs…
Found the turtle that got one stuck in its nose.
Wait, you can search keywords on Lemmy?
I dunno, I mostly use Jerboa on Android, as far as I know Jerboa can only search for communities, unless I missed something or perhaps need to update Jerboa.
Yes, I study sort algorithms as well…
And Marge Simpson, don’t forget her!
And I could say Elon and Trump are old news. Sure, fuckit, let’s just let all the oligarchs get rich, take control, and steal all your data at the same time.
Or like NOT!!!
Don’t forget, eat the rich, and fuck the oligarchs.
There’s nothing old about how shitty Reddit has become when nothing has changed since Reddit went public. Run by a greedy CEO, shitty admins, shitty mods, full of ads and bots, and now getting data scraped for AI training.
To suggest this is old news is to suggest people should just forget about it and move on. Welp, nothing has changed, people haven’t forgotten, and if anything, Reddit has gradually been getting even worse.
Act like I signed up for my data to be scraped?
FUCK SPEZ!!!
Gulf of Oil.
Alternately: Gulf of [Redacted]