Calling an app that tracks menstrual cycle “Drip” is peak comedy

Was?

1st level multicellular creature in Spore

Marshal Zhukov in The Death of Stalin

Literally sharing the gospel here

This is the most stupid answer I have ever got in my life

Did you read the article? Because I think the person beheading the guy had strong “religious morals”…

If you’re into rap hybridizations, Rage Against the Machine’s self titled album is one of my favourite’s

A famous italian chef branded the strawberry and champagne risotto, so maybe not

See you later…

The disappointment of experience winning lifetime supply of something but that would eventually turn into a lie

More like going into a church and complaining there are too many hookers

No it isn’t a thing, I’ve seen a couple memes and a new community about how Linux sucks but I’m pretty sure it’s either parody or trolling. Mine was an actual shower thought when I was thinking about that, rather than a complaint

Yeah, your’s is more accurate XD I have to say that there are people that get annoying when they’re drunk but thank god they’re not the majority otherwhise going to the bar would be unbearable.

So just my normal day?

Well let me pull out of the drawer my really dusty degree in Biology and let’s see.

First of all, do I still have to follow the principles of Embriology or do I get to make it from scratch? Because that’s where I reckon most of the problems that came up come from

That’s dinner time for me and tomorrowI’ll be having a first date dinner: we both hope there are going to be good news after those two hours.
Good luck to the both of us!

We’re God’s creation but God is a lazy kid that rushed the science project for the whole semester in six days and barely half assed it hoping no one digs too deep into it

Nintendo: nice idea, here’s your DMCA…

I bet her best isn’t even that good