Go to the mountain.

Hey neighbor! They’re down here in wheeling, wv also. Wheeling sorta has an airport, but its for small, private planes only, I believe. Stay safe…

Elephants love to swim!

Don’t airports count as borders as well?

No no, they’re much different. It’s totally legal to be addicted to McDonald’s and sex.

They would have to die off before they reproduce

And this sounds like something a bot would want me to think…

But have you considered bulldozing all the historic architecture to accommodate American manufacturers’ god given right to sell product?

Could I please not read the most heinous headline ever for five fucking seconds

Plumber checking in

Got any cricks nearby?

Thank you. Everyone either has their old phones in a box under their bed or they traded them in to a COMPANY who apparently proceeded dump them into thialand.

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