Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

And the music video for Fat, the original song by Weird Al that he parodied, was actually directed by his brother Muffin Scorsese

Unsuspecting? I’m pretty sure it’s on my wishlist…

Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!

I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.

Have you tried eating around the lactose?

Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…

You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter

There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…

Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…

I already know what I did wrong, I said “thanks, you too” when the person at the concessions said “enjoy the movie”. Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna cringe…

Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol

The solution? Sidewalks on a hot day. Gotta burn those trees down and start paving… to save the trees…

Sounds like she’s trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that’s wife material!

Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…

The doctor was expecting you to attack, not defend. Whelp, off to the psych ward with you, there’s clearly repressed trauma in your muscle memory…

I kinda agree with it from an ease of printing perspective and easy perception from a distance, but they completely changed the proportions and got rid of the contrasting dark blue/red color-scheme that would catch people’s eyes. Looking at them side by side I’m still not convinced they’re even the same company, and that’s a failure for brand recognition in my mind which is the only reason logos even exist.

Takes one to know one! gottem!

Why are you hogging all the hot singles in your area to yourself? Sharing is caring!

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.