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• several friends 8000 km away, check!
• several, check!
• no ashes, but buried in a special creepy place in the backyard. We used to keep my mom’s ashes around until we buried her. Technically I could get her ashes back back. Check!
• several: mineral samples from places I’ve hiked, books, stamps, old hard disks, DVD and VHS movies, CDs…

I feel accomplished. Thanks people!

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competent designer

It’s a child. How competent can a child be?

Never underestimate a belligerent squirrel. They have hidden talents.

Maybe it was not known someone died at the time the other articles were written? That or they indeed don’t care about humans.

Yes and yes. This is what fanaticism leads to.

This shit is bizarre. Some very funky people up there.

Well, at least they didn’t make the alligator and crocodile fight in the snow, that would have been much worse I guess.

Well, the bartender got served at least one that we know of.

prolly

“the benefits” that’s a good one. I have worked long enough in tech and with the government to know how this will work out. chuckles

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Hahahahaha

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Similar applications don’t have to be programmed from scratch every time.

This sounds exactly like a COBOL programmer turned manager I met early in my career.

Major projects can share expertise and costs.

As opposed to tossing a dead raccoon over each other’s yard until somebody has to clean it up. Because I cannot imagine such office politics in the government.

Applications paid by the public should be available for everyone.

I demand my right to access military supplies management software code. And a nice Makefile to build that thing at home. Yeah, I have the right to that shit too. For recreational purposes.

With transparent processes, others don’t have to reinvent the wheel.

Now this is some fancy gourmet quality Dilbert’s pointy haired boss shit right there, oh yeah.

Dunno folks, I’m not convinced.

Oh

I think Chickenstalker probably meant SEA=South East Asia

Don’t they call it the pendulum of history or something like that? This one has a shorter string and goes faster.

Maybe they’re using the tried-and-tested strategy of targeting UN forces to make them leave. It happened in Rwanda too, they killed those Belgian peacekeepers and then Belgium and France pulled out. Shortly after that, the Rwandan start their genocide. At least the Israelis seem to have just wounded the peacekeepers, unlike the Rwandan, who hacked the Belgian with machetes. Nevertheless, it doesn’t look very promising.

The worst part is that you may be right

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