Isn’t what we call a marathon just the last short leg of his journey, and he ran like 100-150 miles?

What a cutie! Are they friendly?

.ml

I, too, fantasize about my coworkers wondering where I am, cue comedy smash cut to my slowly swinging corpse

If/when I do kms it won’t be by hanging but it’s a funnier mental image

Which word got added, I wonder

No, sphinxes naturally have very short or nonexistent whiskers. Poor OP has to deal with accusations of animal cruelty every time they post, I would have given up by now

WHAT A TWISTY KITTY!

I mean, on the bright side, only two more years until I can kill myself!

I do appreciate the poetry posting

Ngl I can’t even think of anything that only costs a dollar nowadays

That was a crossover promotion with archer, a show about essentially a giant dickwad james bond, voiced by the same guy who voices bob

Same, just like when reddit killed 3rd party apps

Afaik, your body doesn’t feel a lack of oxygen, it feels the buildup of carbon dioxide, so any inert gas should do the trick. That said, I’ve avoided doing research into it for obvious reasons. Also, if someone interrupts me, then at least there’s some comic relief to lighten the mood when I start apologizing and crying in a chipmunk voice

Yeah, if I ever end up going through with it I’m gonna rig a gas mask to a helium tank with a one way outflow valve of some sort on the mask. Should be quick and easy, and no mess for anyone to clean up and no risk of hurting someone else like there is with firearms. I’m careful to not look into sources for those items or think or plan about how I’d put it all together, I do my best to keep myself safe. Never been able to stop the suicidal ideation though, so naturally I’ve thought a lot about different methods.

Murphy’s such a delight fellow! Thanks for sharing!

Make 2014 the guy that 2024 remembers, thinking about the depressed 2024 guy thinking about the happy 2014 guy, and that’s me. I knew I was in probably the best part of my life while it was happening and enjoyed it while I could. Not that I didn’t have suicidal thoughts then too but it was definitely the most fun. More 2015-16 though.

Alright I don’t normally see a lot of value in ai generated images but I’m very glad I saw this. It’s so… urgh. Nice.

I think ants alone could pretty much wipe out humanity tbh. If they targeted the food supply chain and power grid, I’m not sure how much we could really do about it.

North America! I don’t have the same problem on other instances. I just started going more to the source for stuff instead.

Lemmynsfw just has such slow loading times I can’t stand to use it