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Cake day: March 23rd, 2025

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  • The Onion needs to start publishing articles that discuss trump doing really positive things.

    “Trump pledges to increase taxes on billionaires and eliminate their tax loopholes”

    “Trump apologizes for renaming the Gulf of Mexico, pledges to undo damage”

    “Trump calls on the senate to pass bill that criminalizes insider trading in congress”

    “Trump removes all foreign tariffs, making a plea to restore trade deals with the US”

    “Trump signed an executive order to forgive all student debt”

    Now THAT would be some serious satire.












  • Sure, it’s secure-ish.

    But these types of conversations aren’t supposed to happen via texts that will disappear in 7 days.

    Presidential records are supposed to be recorded. Journalists are unable to make FOIA requests if no records are kept. Even if a FOIA request would be denied now, the records should still be kept for possible declassification decades from now.

    This regime dangerously eschews transparency and has become a dark hole.

    It’s like the meme of that guy tapping his forehead: “you can’t request records if there are no records”.