I’m pretty sure they’ve never thought about what soil actually is and think it’s just been around forever since it’s just dirt.

I understood that reference

What about Bahrain and Kuwait? How are they doing without the Straits of Hormuz?

Wth? Why on earth? What’s wrong with you?

People who park their 2 seater bmw in the family spot while I’m trying to find a safe place to park with my family of 5.

Good god! Interacting with other people!? Ew!

Time flies when you’re having fun!

Oh you mean pooping…

But, they have bones! ಠ_ಠ

“Bigger stick makes you weaker.”

Sure, thanks.

Teeth aren’t bone

May the gods of darkness shroud you unseen

Sitting on my couch listening to a meeting

I’m sorry for your loss

Looks like they’re meeting that dead guy in the first castle/monastery/dungeon in Baldur’s Gate 3.

I’m not so sure about that. Maybe you should look directly at it to check.

(Don’t look directly at the sun. It harms your eyes, you just don’t feel it due to a lack of the correct cells.)

Something that hot and blinding must be a bad omen. Something dreadful is coming!

Are you serious?! How is that ok?

Back tracking or side stepping?
What are you moving to?

And revert back to the 2000s? No thanks!

Pay up or you’re banned

I recommend moving over to Mistral.
A European, non-fascist option.