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50% of the time it works every time
50% of the time it works every time
You don’t pay for Photoshop because you can’t afford it
I don’t pay for Photoshop because fuck Adobe
We are not the same
What if he gets eaten by the working class?
Just try not to swallow the fly. I’ve heard if it gets inside you, the only way to get rid of it is to swallow a spider
Not always. Sometimes they do it after the first season.
Back when I was a student, the auto-flush sensors on the toilets at my university were so sensitive that I could trigger an accidental flush just by leaning forward about 10°. Just the subtle variations in my normal sitting posture could sometimes trigger as many as five flushes before I even started wiping. It was so bad I started carrying a pad of post-it notes in my pocket so I could cover the sensor before sitting down.
Acronyms are not typically dependent on the pronunciation of the words for which their letters stand. Here’s a brief look at how a few common acronyms would be pronounced if they were:
I prefer Lister’s method
I’d say you’re being too lenient. Anything that doesn’t work in Firefox is unsalvageable garbage.
Banana bologna Benedict
I put the pasta in the bowl first. Then I put the milk in a saucepan along with some butter and flour. I let that simmer on low heat for a few minutes. Then I add some garlic and parmesan. Once the cheese is fully melted, I pour it over the pasta.
Some guys are named Guy, and some gals are named Gal. I see no reason why a moon can’t be named Moon.