It’s not the speed, it’s the acceleration that kills you. Or deceleration, if you’re unlucky.

Why in god’s name does it rearrange the order of programs on the taskbar?

Pong.

I don’t know. I don’t read Le Monde.

Did you get anything good at the grocery store?

I’ve heard the smell was awful.

If don’t have your travel credit card, you’ll miss out on points while escaping.

Don’t you ever just get the urge to keep on driving and never go back?

Wasn’t there some conspiracy theory that the Irish are the lost tribe of Israel?

Next after that, Boston and NYC declare independence.

As if mandarins weren’t expensive enough.

How long before the first Sleepshop opens?

Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.

Exactly what I thought. I’d love to sit a young person today in front of that blank blue screen with the blinking cursor. Now, I have to go take my pills before bed.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016.

I’m so sorry this is happening to your family. See if you can find a vet that will come to the house. My little princess died at home alone of heart failure. I was going to take her to the vet that afternoon to be euthanized but didn’t make it home from work in time. I feel guilty that she was all alone when she passed but glad that I didn’t have to stress her with going to the vet. By that time she really hated going to the vet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Demon-Haunted_World

Thanks. Now I’m mopping up tea from my keyboard. LOL

Our restroom light has a 15 minute timer. Sucks when you have IBS and no one comes in during that time.