I remember opening my PS2 to clean like a quarter inch of dust off the laser. And then losing money when trading it in to GameStop because the seal was broke

“who’s gonna be dumb enough to use pieces from different puzzles?”

Are you hiring

The ol’ Lemmy-switch-a-roo?

on another level

Ohhh youuu

You perv

Pro versions: Does a little more

Costs even more

Best regards

The disrespect to SOCOM

About 15 years ago I went on a trip from San Diego to NY. We were staying in a shitty Days Inn in some some town. We left our luggage in the rooms, and went out for the day, and I had left my iPod nano in there. When we came back that evening, my iPod was gone and my package of brand new boxers was missing a pair also. I assumed they hid the iPod in the rolled up boxers. We went down to complain to the front desk but they didn’t give a shit. Lessons were learned that day. I was so excited to listen to Biggie “Going Back to Cali” on my way back to Cali and that’s what was REALLY stolen from me :(

The Olympics started?

I moved from US to Canada with a whole lot less lined up

We have this on our dogs collar

OP, let’s go bowling!

That’s why you get up at 830 or 9, go eat, come back and nap

No it’s ok, I’m 1/8 cisgender so I can say it

They could, but they won’t

FLICK YOU MAN

On whose authority??

The funny thing about my chin, Jules, is that it’s located on my cock!

So the question is, if you die and are resuscitated, are you living the same life or a new one?