I want that

Kirby spearheaded 9/11

I can feel good about eating a bag of Halloween candy because the many non recyclable wrappers slowed me down

username relevant

Orally? Never tried it

That’s nice

Is that painting still stolen?

I befriended someone online through a video game and we became steam friends. We talked a lot about the game, but also non game topics. When one of us went AFK for awhile the other would check in and ask what was new in life. We wished each other happy birthday and holidays. One time I mentioned to him that my spouse would inform him if something unexpected happened to me, like I got hit by a bus or something. And I asked him to do the same because I would wonder forever. He wasn’t comfortable with it. But that guy is still my buddy IMO even though I don’t know his real name.

Then that software engineer that was replaced by AI becomes Sam’s personal chef to kill him

3.14thon

I’m lazy too

Always put your cat back on the shelf for safe keeping when not in use

Beyond meat is better than impossible meat.

Mayonnaise is food lube

Drop the weapon!

That’s just ignorant. I got shot at a festival. Not school.

I know a senior citizen that did this at Knott’s Berry farm amusement park.

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all!

But Sometimes I enjoy laughing at the same thing twice.

Yeah