I loved RIF and was addicted to Reddit. But they dumped me and I am scorned and will never forgive reddit! Fuck reddit and I hope it dies.

We all thought he would die too. Lucky dude.

It’s just a lot of green paint on the streets. No big deal.

When you put it like that, what was I thinking!?

Southern California has some of the best weather for bicycling in America. They should invest in bike infrastructure instead of catering to cars.

No

My boyfriend can do that

Return to the hatchery from where you were born to be ripped apart for meat?

Hummingbirds!

I would benefit from some rehab

What’s going on in Norway? I’m out of the loop.

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

If you say so

I’ve heard about people that just use meth or cocaine on special occasions.

Face testicles

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

I’ve seen pudgier

Maybe I should have a child or buy a house by 40. Idk.

Can I buy a gram of cocaine and pour it into soda?

The amount of space in my brain that is dedicated to knowing the history of rebranding is too damn high.