So you’re a termite?
“…uhhh totally.”
What do we like to eat?
“Stuff and wood and junk.”
Okay good enough.

#5 sleeping dicks out like Winnie the Pooh.

Let me tell ye lads, those Dutch have access to cheese that we could only dream of.

Looks like it’s gonna be one awesome feast!

It’s a lot like a battle where at first you have controlled volley fire, but later the panicked lieutenant shouts out to fire at will.

Was homoemo before homoerectus?

Deep sea Jeff. Much like regular Jeff but he’s waaaaay down there.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles!

She’s my…accountant.

APACHE DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES

The after picture looks so much more welcoming, clean, and active. Like the place is suddenly more alive.

Goose: Hark! Lost is my mass, but look upon my fury and despair!

Al is Arabic for “the,” “um” was because the scientist forgot what he wanted to say, “in” means inside, and “um” also means the scientist forgot what to say and likely ran away.

Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

For some reason my brain will eternally read MTG as Magic The Gathering.

Silence of the Furbies.

I like the cut of your…Jimb.

This could be us but you clownin.

It’s classic slug politics where they throw their weight around on the international stage.