Going by the past, about 500 years or so. But with everything being recorded now, it might take longer than it used to. If you’re not going too far just make sure to say good-bye to your friends and loved ones since you’ll mysteriously disappear the day you travel ahead.

Go to June 14, 1946, Jamaica Hospital in Queens, New York. No reason.

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“You don’t have to do this, Joe, you really don’t.”

The problem is that the game forces the player to engage in what is obviously pointless torture. It’s in character for Trevor to do this, but we should be able to choose not to be involved in it. All the same points can still be made if Trevor does it on his own.

With VI, Rockstar is going to have an Onion problem of trying to be satirical in an age when the US government has fully embraced fascism. In Florida, no less! I really hope the game is all anti-authority and there is NO cooperation with any government agencies, only killing them.

No, but even if I did it would be optional, not something the game is forcing me to do to advance.

“In a way, he taught me to love. He is the best of me. The last of me.”

I absolutely hate that mission. Even for GTA it sticks out as especially mean-spirited. I always use the battery as few times as needed to get it over with, because it seems like the least horrible thing to do to him.

Can be hard or soft.

Remarkably similar to human thinking.

“I vas only following orders!”

The Onion never called it quite so clearly as this time.

*in the knee

Oh yeah, missed that. Yes, make me woke, please!

Man, I’d be pretty pissed to be woken up from a coma the way things are going now.

“Limited,” as in “does absolutely nothing.”

Yeah, because he knew that thing probably wasn’t gonna stop. Why destroy the car when you don’t have to? Concrete wouldn’t have changed the outcome.

True, but literally any game can be an “older” game by that definition.

Interesting, thanks for the explanation! That is a tricky one to translate into English.