Check my post history, I make this exact post every October because it hasn’t ceased to be relevant in years

Some riff on the 1800s circular design or something, they took liberties

Who could have possibly guessed?

Don’t worry, at least the billionaire parasites and their offspring will survive in their underground shelters!

If I’m still breathing, keep going

We’re speed running our dystopia

Well, yeah, they always do. Republican admins always leave the economy in the shitter and saddle the nation up with debt so that the incoming Democratic admin has to spend all of their time bringing the economy back up to speed rather than implementing effective reform.

Uhhh, so much for the free market Republicans spent decades championing

Well I know where I’m not watching it 🦜🏴‍☠️

Here, I fixed it:

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I should have fed it through the compressor a few more times

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Repeat after me, RAID is not a backup

You can also cut it into 2½-3in sided squares and have a convenient supply of toilet paper. Just don’t flush it down the toilet, even your plumbing doesn’t want it.

Obviously the duel wielding rouge

Maybe the sand is hot? It’s a situational decision.

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