He sucks, when I first started making vegan burgers I tried one of his recipes and it was so bad my partner and I wouldn’t even eat it! While he was sitting there with his wife saying it’s amazing better than anything else

Bagpipes, they are the most beautiful sound to me and the most horrific to everyone else! Also a hurdy gurdy, because it is a interesting sound and I could probably make one and will hopefully do so when I have the time

We worked together. neither of us remember meeting the other but the first conversation we remember was her talking about how slutty she gets when drinking I looked at her and asked to go for a drink and she quickly turned away and never said anything, I assumed she was very upset with me. Eventually we hang out and drink with other coworkers and I pick up a different girl who apparently started dating 3 of my friends… at the same time. My girlfriend decided to take initiative because I’m oblivious as fuck and invited me over for a game night, just me but I didn’t know that. She then asks about a story I have involving a stripper cumming on my face that I didn’t want to share, offered to flash me in return for sharing it so I told her and srarted suspecting she might like me. Dated briefly she moved we kept in touch, started dating again, she moved back and we own a house together and couldn’t be happier

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