The first of the Dragonlance books. I loved that trilogy so much as a kid. With Raistlin and Caramon, Tika, and Riverwind, Goldmoon… Thirty years later I still remember it.

I would have absolutely sacrificed 99.9% of the people on earth for my cat. Not even gonna sugar coat that.

You’d think what’s going on in what used to be the US (now a crater of burning shit) would have been a lesson for the rest of you.

Do Not Vote Con If You Don’t Want Life To Suck.

Recent favorite:

The track when you fight Consort Radahn in Elden Ring. I am absolutely OBSESSED with the man who sings that one part… You’d have to listen to it and you’ll spot who I mean. He has such a powerful voice, you can hear him over the rest. It’s just awe inspiring.

(So glad I can finally gush about that song)

I’d frown pretty heavily and wait for them to explain themselves. I highly doubt anyone is dreaming of me in a sexy way and certainly no one is gonna risk a slap for it (a la Moonstruck), so I’m gonna be thinking they had a dream about some horrible fire breathing demon woman screeching at them and possibly burning down their lives.

To which I will say, cool, man. Then wonder wtf I did to traumatize this person.

Fucking TACO. Pathetic…

Daaang. They beat the US? That is impressive as hell.

Ooo you could buy maybe MAYBE buy a months worth of baby supplies on that. Cool. Yeah. That’ll fix everything wrong with everything.

TACO

I’m gonna watch. Sounds awful, still watching.

Also it’s got Olyphant in it.

I stopped watching a few episodes in… Kinda feel like I’m missing out now. 😕

Tampons are gender affirming care. They gonna criminalizes that too?

My mom used to say “been ____-ing looong?” with a silly twang. No idea where she got that from and I’ve never heard anyone else do it. Like, if you trip she’d say been walkin’ looong? If you choke on your soda, she’d say been drinkin’ looong?

Some kind of weird hick thing, I’m sure.

Tequila and Mexican food is a gift to the people. 🤤

(People in places that don’t neighbor MX are missing out. If I’m ever deported, I’m gonna preach the word where I go.)

I want it.

That justification enough for me. If I can afford said thing, I’ll buy it. Having it live rent free in my head is way more annoying than just forking out the dough for whatever dumb thing I currently am obsessing over.

Wow isn’t very newbie friendly due to the mere SIZE of this behemoth but if you work at it, it can be enjoyable. You’ll never run outta stuff to do.

It’s free till level 20. Then you can decide whether you wanna continue. You can pay for the sub with in-game gold.

If liberals would stop rolling over and trying to get along with bullies then we’d never be HERE at this shitty ass point in time.

Yup. Then I forgot what community I was on and had to start over again.

Good god that is horrifying! Wtf!

Twangy country. It’s embarrassing