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Just use an add-blocking DNS on your phone.

Elon Musk did two Nazi salutes in a row at the inauguration

It’d be a little harder to make stuff up if they were more open and transparent to journalists. For some reason they really don’t want journalists to be able to travel and report freely though.

Wow, I didn’t realize drones had gotten powerful enough to plow, seed, and harvest. That’s amazing, do you have any links to plowing drones? Sounds cool.

That’s utter nonsense. A gift only counts if you make it home with the gift? Where did you come up with that?

We’re looking for a man with a charming smile somewhere in North America. If you’ve seen anyone smiling on the east coast please call 1(800)BOOT-LIK

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Not in the US. Professor is for college teachers.

It’s assigned to a drink that isn’t carbonated. If there isn’t one then water gets its own dispenser.

I have this with the Spanish translation of toes. Dedos de los pies. The literal translation would be fingers of the foot.

I’m pretty sure ThePicardManuever posts 9 million times a day.

Jesus Christ it’s a lion, get in the car!

Freeze it. I grew up upper middle class, so the idea of freezing bread was mildly repugnant. Now I’m poor as fuck, and I can promise it doesn’t make the slightest difference. Thaws quickly too.

When 500 years old you reach, look as good you will not hmm?

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A GM at a restaurant chain I worked for tried that once. Then the homeless guy hit a customer in the head with a 2x4 he found out back and the GM was fired pretty immediately. He was giving the homeless guy free food in exchange for taking the trash from the back door to the dumpster.

It’s wildly illegal to pay someone in food.

Dialogue existing in the John Wick films is totally unrealistic. The next film should just be him saying “What?” For 90 minutes with a high pitched squeal in the background

The Jewish neo-nazi? Why don’t you just post with your hexbear or lemmygrad account so those who have defederated with your unhinged bullshit don’t have to waste time reading it?