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Home phones; no shitty portable emotional energy drainers in your pocket.

Would spreading this depressing news also alter the next result?

Or ice, the good type.

The carpet is magic right? Maybe it creates a local gravity field like warp drives, so there is almost no internal acceleration. Or the magic makes you weightless.

Hej! No shade on IKEA!

I do not like Europe representated with a colour different than blue.

When there was some ice and snow in my country, the cars and busses didn’t work. Trains were still going, so more reliable indeed.

Do you also want to use metric for time of day?

Calories for food is more understandable for people I think. But personally I welcome metric everywhere.

Win-Win

Reminds me of that cow that almost drowns itself while drinking, was it Gus?

Would be a great april Fools Joke, installing on my partners phone.