We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

James Taylor

Where are the cavemen?

It’s basically for the same reason stores charge $19.99 instead of $20.

That’s my body! I don’t know you!

In MLB, the National League and American League didn’t have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

Did AI make this?

1. He’ll say that he did it

2. The media will treat it as gospel

3. People will believe it

Not listed: prices actually coming down

How do you feel about your team’s execution?

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It’s a song about banging a slave, but I didn’t know that as a kid.

Joe Exotic?

Does anyone really know what time it is?

May and June. I feel like there’s a lot of younger Aprils but the other two month names seem like old lady names.

No person who makes random Simpsons references? Gee, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Is he Mr. Burns exact double like Guy Incognito to Homer Simpson?

I like the way Nitup thinks.

I would’ve settled for razor blades. No, I get apples instead. That’s not candy.

If Man Getting Hit by Football was a car, it’d be this one.

Similar to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution which is a merger of the Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.