Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it

Better safe than sorry

Waste not, want not

Don’t put it down, put it away

Your brain is only as long as your pencil

Democrats SLAM Mister Drumpf for illegal deportation of sitting US Congresswoman

A Wright Bros hater could have been an adult during their first flight, and lived to see us piss on the moon

Permabanned for calling Ann Coulter racist. Appealed, appeal said bam was overturned, account suspension was never lifted. No way to appeal further. 15 years on the platform down the drain. You can’t even look at my comment history anymore.

ITT; people artificially constructing wildly unnatural sentences to try an force the semicolon to be useful and still using it wrong

A rapscallion is a little stinker

Not scientifically possible. The perspective is fine, it’s just got a hella small field of view. If the tree is like half a mile away and the trees in the background are half mile behind that, you could get a view like this. What makes this impossible is the fact that the sun is darker than the sky

When you worship death, that just comes as a matter of course. It’s like how kicking puppies doesn’t occur to you as an option

God I fucking hate the rich. He’s spending thousands of times my yearly pay just to avoid paying less in taxes than I do

Acknowledging that evil people are in fact people isn’t softcore, it’s a baseline necessity to critically examine one’s own actions and beliefs for moral flaws. If you believe yourself to be a good person, and you believe that only evil people do evil things, then you give yourself a pass on everything you do. That car crash can’t have been your fault, because you’re good a good driver, and only bad drivers cause crashes. That homicide wasn’t manslaughter, it was self defense. Only bad people commit manslaughter. Everyone knows rape is evil, and you’re a good person, so there’s no way that sex you had was rape. If someone says otherwise, they must be lying or mistaken.

Those vermin need to know we don’t fear them,

You clearly do though.

This kind of rhetoric is extremely harmful, as it encourages people to not critically examine the moral impacts of their own actions. Nazis were people. If you believe that only evil people do evil things, and that you’re a good person, you are priming yourself to excuse any atrocity you might enact or support.

I feel like IASIP and Community did it well too

Lead dissolved in soil, crops absorb it. It’s not, like, chunks of lead

I quote it so often that it often doesn’t occur to me that I’m quoting it.

I implore you to reconsider!

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

I’m bleeding, making me the victor!

THAT’LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, nacho burrito!

Ba na na na na, Neo… Ba na na na na na na, Sporin

Tiger… Tiger, tiger, tiger… Mmm. Bird. Birdie. Birdie birdie!

If a state is not competent enough to contain a person in a metal box, they are definitely not competent enough to decide who lives and who dies. Especially when these people who are “too dangerous to contain” are often contained perfectly fine for decades prior to their murders.

Which side wants universal healthcare?

Every single republican position becomes a lot more understandable when you consider the fact that they worship death

Absolutely not

HFCS consumption was basically nonexistent until the 70s, which the graph literally tells you

If you buy a refrigerator that needs an internet connection, you deserve this tbh

It’s a box that makes stuff cold for ffs ain’t no damn 1s or 0s required