Fuck the cops what do you need your dog shot? Fuck H.R. “we’ve talked with our lawyers and we’ve decided to let you go.” Fighting the dude in a back alley for dominance is better advice.

May as well use edge it’s still chrome and you don’t need to install anything. I use both need to look something up when my boss is around edge, goofing around and YouTube is for Firefox.

Idk I don’t use tor. Documentation on the website recommends not to.

I thought using a VPN with Tor was a no no.

He is also lying he will hand over Europe the second Ukraine falls or daddy Putin commands him to.

Bezos is worth 250 billion homie. It would be like buying a cheap car for him.

Fuck France and all those other countries.

Flashlight replacing rifles in E.T. was shitty to. Imagine if huck fin was changed it to Skibiddi Jim lol. Amazon can fuck itself just as hard as “the author” in changing the story. I paid for it it’s mine if you fuck with it that’s vandalism.

Mountains of cash is a reason to sell. Like basically that’s the reason of capitalism you know how companies operate.

Hopefully Amazon doesn’t buy steam now.

I would have guessed they don’t know you well enough to be comfortable about you, but here you are on the Internet complaining to strangers.

You choose poorly.

He means departing a plane without falling, or having toilet paper on his shoe, or getting his ass beat by an umbrella.

McDonald’s is gross now that they have crispy cream donuts. I taste that sweet nastiness on the fries and nuggets. It’s like drinking a diet Pepsi on accident.

Am I a wizard?

All months have 30 days 5 “months” of single days in the summer between that are rest and nobody works.

Should have told her you “Prayed she would go away.”

Batman was kinda a piece of shit, only really hurt /killed the henchmen. Never stopped the parade of evil villains who just turnstiled thru the jail/asylums.

Mars a Luigi has a nice Mexican ring to it as a compromise.

Fucker probably drinks privately.