I have three setups DEV: an environment that is almost useless thanks to how many changes have to be made between production and the development environment.
TEST: A More useful exact cloan of production that you still have to edit specific things but it is usually the same each time.
PROD: this one just never works right.
This is an insult to flurries
Source: am administrator.
At this point we should just swing to 10 gbps sfp+ ports, it’s faster, it’s lower latency, it’s upgradable to 100gbps, it travels over fiber, but most importantly, it is a network protocol and we can use it for our Internet.
Sir, How are we going to stop the autonomas birds?
Bird cage.
Proceeds to work.
That’s exactly what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I had to be a stupid astronaut because it pays better.
Computing, Computing…beep boop sqeeek, computation compleat: this is not a tape.
Maybe since you can do your entire Job on it we can call it a hand Job
Or perhaps since we have it in our face all day we can call it a facial.
Or since we watch so much porn on it we can call it a video player.
Diogenes gets to much credit for acting like a Hobo, he was just a cynical edge lord before it became popular. Who made a name for himself by acting up in public. He should be ashamed of himself for presenting such destructive and inaccurate ideas as a beneficial philosophy.
They are kept in perpetual betta to swindle investors.
Of course they are, beta is only one away from alpha it’s not like we’re talking about Zeta fish or God forbid Omega fish
Um, we solved this problem years ago, we charge industry for dirty power produced and that incentivizes the industries to install power line filters and capacitors and if they don’t we use the extra they are paying to clean it up. They might not be having to pay for dirty power since its commercial not industrial but all that requires is forcing them to be in industrial zones or changing the electrical price structure, this is a solved issue
Ahh found that label!:
99.985% Pure.
Nitrogen (N₂): 39%
Oxygen (O₂): 10.5%
Argon (Ar): 0.465%
Carbon dioxide (CO₂): 0.02%
Water (H₂O): 50%
Isn’t $500 Million in Military terms like a McDonald’s cheeseburger in human terms? Like the B2 Bomber cost $44 Billion to develop and $2 Billion a piece.
Well you have to keep your God Gun on you at all times what if you have a aggregated deity jump in your boat? You think you can just punch it the nose and it will calmly swim away? This isn’t the movies those things have teeth.
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Personally I live in Texas so the only people enabling me are the Oil companies ensuring I never see a blizzard, from Global Warming.
Oh come on, if in real life I am sitting there and someone grabs my knife am I going to reach for the second knife I am well aware I do not have or will I reach for the obvious Fork? Honestly it’s more meta to force a loss from something My character would obviously know but I didn’t. DM!
No, No, No, it says right here you may use the Fork as an improvised weapon without your Dexterity modifier with disadvantage.
I see, but my butler grants advantage on all reactions within a 5ft radius when performing the “Set Table Feat”, I know that applies to cordially invited enemies as well but the de-buff technically only says “applies to enemies” so I think that means he gets to roll a flat 20 but I will need a ruling from the DM.
It’s funny, this is absolutely a parody but I think A it speaks more truth than anything I’ve read today.