

Next they need to add some planters


Next they need to add some planters


The curtains won’t tell you the high for the day
“keep the change” is an expression for a reason
Didn’t realize my grandfather was alive and we’re still balancing checkbooks by hand
Idk why people don’t just give whole number tips. It’s so much easier to just add $5 to something
It’s shocking that people mix meds at all
I’m scared if I take one extra Advil


Well duh. You didn’t cook em first
Every state is bad.


I went to a medical museum once and a skull had the COD listed as “idiot” for one of the older skulls on display


Didn’t someone tell you it’s illegal to make jokes on Lemmy


Only the sexy professions reproduced


We call those “acceptable losses”


It has to be rage bait. It’s too funny not to be
They looked like they were walking side-by-side and holding hands to me. But now that you mention it it is a bit ambiguous
If I’m drawing for ten minutes I’ve been in there for ages. Can’t imagine nearly two hours. Kudos


Point of clarity for anyone interested: the game is in an invite-only beta. BUT the unofficial discord has people who can invite you. So feel free to come check it out. It’s great :)


If a single person gets hit by a car in my city everyone is talking about it. Let alone 36


Neat. I’ve always heard we could just chuck stuff into it and pull energy out that way
You get to hang out? I have to paint caves all day
It’s all arbitrary. The only difference is understanding