First you must bring him a shrubbery!

Did anyone else notice that every single one of those business cards had “acquisitions” spelled incorrectly?

I think it sounds like a great idea. Then Trump and his very best friends can all move to DJTEEZUS and live together on a raft they’ve built out of kfc buckets and 2 liter soda bottles, provided they sign an agreement to stay in their Exclusive Economic Zone and never make landfall.

I’m even happy to suggest they receive weekly air drops of hamberders, sunscreen, and maga hats paid for by Trump’s voter base.

For me it was craigslist. I spent $20 on a 32" Vizio that came with a useless Comcast remote so then I spent $6 online on a replacement Vizio remote. I did see some larger dumb tvs listed for more money as well.

I quit 3.5 years ago using that book and have had 0 cravings since.

Cheesus Crust

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinheads_Against_Racial_Prejudice

Agreed, and I would think XP was the stubbornly popular version. People were on there for years after end of support.

A large amount of people still clinging to Win 10 because the only other (Windows) option is upgrading to 11 doesn’t mean it’s “popular” so much as it means people want 11 even less than they wanted 10.

But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!

You make me perfect

Help me become somebody else

If X becomes XXX does he gain more power? The more times his favorite letter appears, the stronger his dipshittery becomes!

Oh how the tables have turned…

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20220627-how-orange-juice-took-over-the-breakfast-table

“The innovation [of concentrated juice] arrived as Florida growers were dealing with cyclical, massive overproduction. The promise of a new way to make juice that could be kept frozen, then reconstituted in people’s homes, prompted them into even more production, however. They ramped up tree planting in the 1940s. The oranges went to frozen concentrate and eventually, to chilled juice, an industry term for the refrigerated product. If juice could be kept in stasis, held in waiting for a consumer’s glass, then the only problem was ramping up demand as much as possible.”

…

“It had taken a few decades, but with the help of advertising and processing technology, the dumping ground for extra oranges was solidly ensconced as its own product, far outpacing oranges themselves in sales.”

And your health insurance!

I was outside, next to a park on a lake, and I mentioned to someone the lack of ambient bugs. He was insistent that there were bugs around somewhere but it took me several minutes to locate ONE and it was the only one I could find.

No dragonflies, ladybugs, bees, wasps, butterflies, beetles, grasshoppers… I couldn’t even see any ants, flies, or mosquitos. The one I found looked similar to a gnat. It’s spring here. There should be bugs.

But what about when you start wanting to know about life’s mysteries?

Google isn’t staffed by geologists; how are they to know what number of rocks you should eat each day?

Google search itself doesn’t have a functioning set of human organs; without AI how would they know how much urine to drink for kidney stones?

Without AI it might’ve taken another century before we got spicy gasoline pasta recipe, and you think that isn’t a problem?

I paid real money for a wall calendar that had the months of Feburary and Ooctober.

that to my face

50 % off birds

Well you can’t expect the clearance birds to be as nice as the full price ones!

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Someone might have been to the woods several times without encountering a bear but also have been assaulted multiple times. The same person could’ve seen a bear irl and had it move along without incident. Statistics probably aren’t what they think of first in the scenario.

I mean surely human to human interactions, and bear to human interactions, like interaction interactions, are probably not statistically all that different?

You don’t like that the person you’re replying to didn’t give you the comparison information you desire but instead of doing your own research and bringing the results here you’re suggesting “surely” you’ve already got the answer you want?