I used to be able to get Blackberry Merlot gelato years ago. I haven’t had it in years, but miss it dearly

It’s easy to say that from a position of privilege. Unfortunately for a large chunk of the population, life is not the same.

I’m not accusing you of anything, you had no control over who you were born as. Just explaining as a reminder.

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Coming soon to an American state near you!

That’s my guilty pleasure as well. I enjoy biting.

Navigating bureaucracy for someone else

Never ever lived in a place with one, and I’ve lived in probably a dozen places in my life

I got the chance to visit the penthouse at the top of the Chrystler building. The guy opened the topmost windows and let me partly hang out of it for a photo (I have to dig it up though)

Please don’t go to Salem MA in October. It is a gorgeous small city and my favorite place to be, but during October it becomes so insanely overcrowded that it poses a huge problem for the locals.

Go during summer instead, it’s a little cooler than most of the US

Better yet, I can give you coffee stained!

Florida is canceled. Hawaii.

Republicans: only?

I have spent all day crying and drafting escape plans since my life is now in extreme danger. I’m a Latina immigrant, trans, and drag-adjacent performer

RIP Ukraine, Palestine, and Taiwan. It was nice knowing you.

I hope any Jill Stein voters are happy

Cry and immediately start looking for a way out, especially since Congress is also about to turn red

I have a public facing persona separate from my legal name. Though I do take steps to decouple the two.

They’re waiting to see what happens tomorrow. If they do this with Trump as president, he’ll use it as an excuse to start killing his own people

These are literally all factual. If they don’t want to look bad on paper maybe they shouldn’t be fascists.

I’ve gone to the ER twice due to a stomach virus caused by a bad deli sandwich, about 100 miles apart. I only wish that on my enemies.

The skill with a lot of these things is knowing how to present it with confidence. Plus pain tolerance, technical skills, and theater skills.