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Cake day: August 2nd, 2023

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  • When I met the woman who would become my wife, I knew nothing of biology. She wasn’t a biologist but was far more knowledgeable on the subject than I. (Side note: this is still true.)

    She told me that fruit is an “interkingdom, interspecies orgy” since it involved multiple partners and participants of both flora and fauna varieties.

    Fascinated by that, I posted the message on my Facebook (it was a long time ago and I didn’t know they were evil). Suddenly, all my friends thought I was weird.