100% certified, totally cishet straight white tuna, haha, no thigh highs or girly thoughts over here. nope. none at all.
official card holding member of the glub club. glub glub
i’ve had that happen with the exact same pair of pants before lol. same black slacks, same size waist and length, put on the same rack, and when i tried them on they fit totally different lmao
chickens as a species, sure, but there’s something to be said about the happiness of each individual chicken. read a book once that was like “the more successful a species as a collective is, the less happy each individual is” or smth like that :(