purplexed

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

I misread that, but I’m still curious

Nukes are for stopping hurricanes though

And the cylinder

“Due to a software glitch, you worked an extra 500 hours. You will not be compensated for this extra time as it was not mandatory or compulsory.”

I hate you. I hate this. I need bleach.

That’s what the little soap puck in the urinal is for

Pam pam param boyos!

It’s very clunky in its usage. Which isn’t good English, but neither is the title, so I’m over it.

Complete remaster of Xenogears, with a fully fleshed out disc 2.

Grandma died, lol

Exactly, it’s unsafe, making pop the safer option.

The crying comment comes off as more of a dick thing to say, but the skill issue bit is pretty funny.

Almost sounds like we worked at the same place

At least you know you will be forgiven either way

It’s about the challenge and how we rise to overcome it in our celebration of God.

Or something like that I don’t know I’m not really religious.

Sounds like success to me. Any engagement is better than none

Thank you! While reducing CO2 is important, harping on private planes isn’t going to make a change.