This definition of “better” feels like claiming that a Beeper that’s constantly hooked to power is the perfect alarm because it warns you every time someone is trying to break in - while entirely ignoring that it is just constantly blaring.

The rebound effect summarised

Sold off to the lowest bidder who then “handles the recycling” - aka dumps it on some landfill in a 3rd world country.

Pizza

Escape From Kursk

Nah. That’s ФСБs MO

Pivot to suggesting to rewrite it in Rust in 3…2…1…