I believe cum is to coom as who is to whom

coom

You stupid monkey!

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Hahaha clever meme this is very funny like what an excellent anime capture, what anime would you even watch to get such a funny still, like what episode at which minute would you even be able to watch this scene haha

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

I’m definitely gonna try the iOS app out, I hope you find the droids you’re looking for

Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets

I thought The Cranberries were from Ireland

you can’t tell me what to do! Stop trying to convince me! Alright, fine, but I’m only scrolling through the entire thing twice.

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

Fuck, man, you know when a meme just hits you in a way you aren’t expecting? This one just footballed my funny groin.

True. The start of the 1900s was no time for messin’ around and making babies. We had to go work in the mines

I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky

NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRRRR

Sorry, different console. But I’m sure you had the same energy

Manipulativeness