You don’t elect mayors, you elect burger kings

Cunny is free uuuoooggghh 😭😭😭

Technically not not The Onion?

Mushiking!

More like a couple of FOOLS! HA!

Spooky action from a distance

My to is remarkably average

TLDR I, specifically, look more fabulous

Who are they and why are they so against bodies?

They’re taking away our freedom medislop to sell their own Pooh slop

Tried that but she would rather make me guess because she doesn’t know either but whatever choice I make it’s guaranteed to be the wrong one

IIRC back when “computer” is a person rather than an object, it was a woman’s job.

He claims the Earth is as flat as a lasagna
I guess that’s what happens when there’s three balls on ya

I learned in computing that there are two: binary and text. If you open the file with a text editor and you can read some stuff, it’s text. If just random characters, it’s binary.

In that timeline, the British is officially governed by a corporation. Therefore, its head of state is the CEO of sex.

There are drinks or packagings that are worse without a straw.

That said, we alread have pasta straws. Companies should use pasta straws. I drink boba tea pretty slowly so paper’s not gonna survive that. Milk through paper straw is the worst milk I tasted. There’s no good reason to use paper straws. Pasta straws are better.

I’m gonna make my meteor meet your flower so hard

Our vet tells us that directly lol. Mostly because they currently don’t those

Oh boy… These are real people.

1. Drink Water Rivera: Very refreshing take on nomenclature but quite bland 8/20.
2. Macaroni 85, Spaghetti 88, and Sincerely Yours 98 Pascual: As if someone stopped them from naming their kid after pasta because the username is already taken. 66.67/10 because they didn’t commit all the way.
3. Covid Bryant: Not quite Black Mamba, not quite the Black Death but still 8/10 or 24/30.
4. Abcde Aeiou: Very educational A+/10
5. Captain Philip Ines: Not quite the super soldier 19/40.