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Those shoes are more padded than the walls of my cell

Spring is on the wire?

Because when they are underground,
they have no mouth and they must not scream

NSFW! Not safe for woodlands!

Wen deez nuts are loose

It means I’m getting old…

I live in the Midwest, and it’s fucking pandemic

Scintilla

✨ New Word Obtained ✨

I consider myself well-read, but that’s new to me. Thanks!

urrrrrr

Three Letter Acronyms and … Flea Letter Acronyms?

🛠️

Closest emoji that I could find to the hammer and sickle

Nice.

Fun fact! Syphilis was known as the Great Pox, in contrast to Small Pox, which is why smallpox is called that!

Brah, does stranger danger apply to the metric system??

Fake: Secular cooling? As opposed to religious cooling?

Gay: That jawline 🥵

Dogs are friends, not food.

:.|:;?

Don’t kink shame

It was all yellow