Thanks for clarifying

Not to be overly disillusioned (though I am), but does this petition accomplish anything that isn’t merely performative?

Well then, it’s a good thing nuclear weapons aren’t a thing anymore. Phew.

But he’s so round and smooth…

💯

Updated post, even

🤔

I love silly cockatiels with happy budgie buddies

Thanks for adding context

YouTube is truly a wonder of stupidity. Sometimes in good ways

What, you don’t like vaporized ionized poultry?

See my edit

That 205C would just be the surface temperature of the chicken, not the average. Note that the calculation doesn’t take into account the volume or radius

EDIT: No, I’m wrong. The calculation is for boiling the whole chicken. Who was this written by, a Brit?

I’d suspect it doesn’t cook so much as, y’know, explode and dessicate

I don’t really know you, but your ex told me three strokes, tops

Why would they want to attract flowers?

Sausage!

Just adding seasoning

What is BDS? Duckduckgo and Wikipedia weren’t very helpful.