• Mamertine@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    First no plastic flamingos, then no pineapples, now no gnomes!

    What’s the world coming to?

    I just want kitschy stuff in my yard without people trying to bang me!

    • ZzyzxRoad@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      Apparently you can’t wear black rings or have tattoos of card suites either. Which is funny, considering black rings could also signify that you’re asexual.

      I don’t think anybody knows.